i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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