im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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