...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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