I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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