You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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