I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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