doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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