i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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