No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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