That's intense
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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