I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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