Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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