I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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