scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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