someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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