so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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