Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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