I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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