There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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