At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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