Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize