life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's like iHOP with fire
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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