The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
