Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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