Dual....:-)
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
