I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i was born a porn star she said
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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