I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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