Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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