My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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