Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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