Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
