what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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