I wish life had little blips of pornography
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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