Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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