I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The uberlube is also flammable
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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