apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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