the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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