Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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