Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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