Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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