I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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