Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize
