this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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