i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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