So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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