maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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