I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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