So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Randomize
