this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Also, beer. Big fan.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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