She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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