I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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