i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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