Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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