the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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