Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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