About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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