It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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