it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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