I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You coming home soon, man?
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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