I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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